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South Park, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Audio CD

Disk ID: 759780

Disk length: 36m 42s (18 Tracks)

Original Release Date: 1999

Label: Unknown

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Tracks & Durations

1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo 2:16
2. Mr. Garrison - Merry Fucking Christmas 2:04
3. Eric Cartman - Oh Holy Night 1:57
4. The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead 2:13
5. Mr. Mackey - Carol Of The Bells 0:57
6. Kyle Broflofski - The Lonely Jew On Christmas 2:46
7. Shelley Marsh - I Saw Three Ships 1:02
8. Stan And Wendy - It Happened In Sun Valley 2:21
9. Adolf Hitler - O Tannenbaum 1:10
10. Satan - Christmas Time In Hell 2:15
11. Chef - What The Hell Child Is This? 4:28
12. Mr. Hankey - Santa Claus Is On His Way 0:28
13. Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log 2:16
14. The South Park Children's Choir - Hark The Herald Angels Sing 0:40
15. The Broflofskis - Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel 3:20
16. Kenny And Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever 3:00
17. Mr. Ose - We Three Kings 0:51
18. Mr. Hankey, Stan, Kyle, And Cartman - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2:29

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Review

Those degenerate cousins of Beavis and Butt-head have issued a predictable hash of 18 X-rated holiday songs for fans only. Rude, crude, outrageous outhouse humor certain to offend anyone who doesn't know South Park from the North Pole, these bellicose brats lambaste Hindus, Shintoists, and those of other faiths for not celebrating Christmas and remind us all that we'll one day be "Dead Dead Dead" (so enjoy each and every Christmas!). In between scattered bits of genuine holiday snippets, there's poop fixations ("Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"), Jewish obsessions ("The Lonely Jew at Christmas" and "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"), "The Most Offensive Song Ever" (the Mary and Joseph story told, in part), and the sexual entendres of "What the Hell Child Is This?" Funny stuff? Maybe only if you tune in regularly and know that they frequently kill Kenny. And that's a big maybe. --Martin Keller

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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Tracks: 18, Disk length: 37m 16s (+0m 34s)

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