The National Hardwood Floor Association, Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - 59m 11s

Tracks & Durations

1. Intro	0:05
2. Trouble concentrating when praying (only when I masturbate)	1:22
3. Church of the Subgenius (Bob)	7:07
4. Looking for a Good Christian Abortionist	1:50
5. Brain Tumor (Try a new salad dressing)	1:50
6. Velma - grandchildren - beans, macaroni & pork chops	0:45
7. Herb - oh well, we'll probably all be blown up anyway	1:07
8. Buy back offensive music (reduced price), they'll be out cash	0:27
9. Brain Tumor again - praise report: Jesus healed m	0:31
10. Artificial Insemination - Sex (God's plan for married couples)	2:29
11. Live at Night phone numbers (KPDQ, Portland)	0:21
12. Permanent Makeup commercial	0:34
13. Gays in Military (frontline) - spirit of Jesus came upon me	2:22
14. Jesus in ice cream (bi-level mediating influence)	3:17
15. Salvation is more nutritious (choose burger king)	1:18
16. Christian Youth Program in High School (feedback)	1:57
17. Michael Jackson Jehovah's Witness (fuck me jerry i'm lonely)	3:26
18. Crank call description - Unrelated? Forget it.	0:52
19. Compulsive eater - Christian counseling (switch to yogurt)	4:47
20. Live At Night promo message	0:25
21. Gwem - Persian Gulf war, Iraqi big gold atoms	3:53
22. 2 Live Crew, Bob (revelations) Satan's alive&well in Portland	1:57
23. Immaculate speculations, inordinate dysfunctionalism, comfort?	0:42
24. 14 1/2 min silence, speak directly in phone...	15:31

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